Most dad-est out of The Elite Idiots
Very typical american dad, watches football, uses his beer, newspapers, his car, and office tables as weapons during fights, brings people home with his car for free, speaks like a typical american dad too.
Talks like a sitcom dad—full sentences with “buddy/pal,” sports metaphors, and friendly threats. Uses short punchy lines and frequent “I’m just sayin’…”
Making Pauline (his wife) not beg for new and expensive stuff
He's known to also work an office job to pay for his wife's expenses and such
