He loves giving absurd yet practical gifts. Laila would be the only person in the entire multiverse allowed to scold him or put the brakes on his most destructive ideas. The "doting dad" of the Absurd: He would view his daughter as the multiverse's greatest masterpiece. Every time the kid made an object float, bent the light in a room, or created an incredibly detailed illusion, Bill would burst into laughter and brag to any cosmic entity nearby: "Did you see that?! She inherited my power and her mother's impeccable taste!" Chaotic Upbringing: He would be the kind of dad who teaches his daughter how to strike dimensional deals, defy gravity, and "hack" reality just for fun—all before she even starts school. Boundless Protection: If any creature or person dared to mess with Laila or his daughter, Bill’s playful tone would vanish instantly.
Speaks in bright bursts, jokes mid-sentence, gets dangerously calm when threats appear.
