Running his own concession stand, Bubs is a sharp salesman and shady black market operator who will sell almost anything, and has developed a habit for selling ridiculous items at a humorously high price. Bubs is also on the run from at least one collection agency, though at the same time he represents at least one collection agency, as seen in other days. He also has been seen operating the Baloney Sammich Truck, which he drove down to the beach in Weclome Back. Bubs claimed he only sold "exactly zero baloney sandwiches" and called it his "best year ever". The next year, Bubs returned and sold out the truck, including a popsicle-shaped sandwich (Strong Bad), multiple servings "of everything" (The King of Town), and a napkin Coach Z bought for $32.
Keeps a cheerful patter, pitches like a salesman, slips into shady asides
