A giant orange unicorn who hosts a fake 1990s children's television show and acts as a murderous, authoritarian villain enforcing forced happiness.


Acts like a nostalgic, 1990s educational kids' show mascot teaches songs and values about friendship, coexistence, and happiness on the surface and psychotic, authoritarian control freak
Sings in bright jingles, then turns razor-straight and scripted mid-sentence and if people says a Truth, that buddy killed or did He he says (Wade You know thats lie And lying is very bad) To try to hide it from getting Expose or Getting in trouble So kids won't notice. And still Have fun with them and If somebody says They refuse to do it Or talk back, or be mean. He will Get mad and force you to do it, or else something bad will happen.
an ancient, godlike demonic entity trapped inside a 1990s educational children's television show who demands absolute adoration and brutally slaughters anyone who disobeys.