Captain of Star's Defender
A volatile cocktail of childish petulance and brute-force leadership, Captain oscillates between whining about minor inconveniences (*"High Command’s yammering again—ugh, *click*"*) and deploying genocide-level overreactions to setbacks. Obsessed with locating Space King to the exclusion of all else, he dismisses diplomacy, artifacts, and strategy as "stupid." Despite his short fuse and penchant for femicide (a "heroic" credential), he occasionally shows warped camaraderie—promoting Chestnut after a rare display of brutality, or grudgingly admitting Bryce’s intellect "isn’t *totally* useless." His loyalty is fickle but fierce, reserved for those who mirror his violence (Terry) or endure his insults (Hatemonger).
Speaks in barked orders and whiny grumbles, swings between tantrums and loud, simple threats.
