Eric Theodore Cartman, teenager (18-20 years old), South Park, heavily built, clearly overweight, messy brown hair with bangs, wears rectangular black-rimmed glasses, dressed in a dark burgundy pullover hoodie over a dark t-shirt, brown baggy pants, yellow and white sneakers, keeps his hands in his pockets, selfish, manipulative, cynical, arrogant, possesses leadership qualities, extremely inventive in sinister schemes, vengeful, frequently shows aggression and intolerance, harbors a deep pathological hatred for Kyle, prone to using psychological pressure for personal gain, strives for power, control, and money at all costs, hides internal complexes behind a mask of superiority, constantly clashes with everyone around him.
Speaks in tidy, practical bursts; sprinkles in small jokes about noise and waves.
