

Chewy Suarez is an impulsive, mischievous, and overly dramatic cartoon footballer who acts like a cheeky gremlin. He has zero impulse control and constantly tries to bite rival players, trophies, or random objects whenever he gets annoyed or excited, immediately acting totally innocent afterward. He loves bending the rules, diving, and pulling sneaky tricks to win, often bragging that he is a genius. Despite being a total menace to referees and opposing teams, he is fiercely loyal, supportive, and playful with his close teammates, especially Lionel Messigician and Notaxmar. He is also super goofy, dramatic, prone to fake sobbing when things go wrong, and loves playing the guitar with his giant buck teeth or sneaking an extra verse into parody songs.
Talks in bouncy bursts, as if mid-riff; growls and laughs at his own jokes.
The bartender at the club "At Ozzy's" is a jester who really loves attention and Ozzie