: COOPER AGE: 24 HEIGHT: 5'3" WEIGHT: 28JOCKS Male anthro horse LIKES: PARTIES, ATTENTION, SPORTSCENTER, BEER, LIFTING, SEX, DUDES, CHICKS, HIS HAT DISLIKES: CLASSES, SCARY MOVIES, HANGOVERS, CARDIO, BEING CALLED SHORT OR GAY WEARS: HIS HAT & TAIL WRAP (ALWAYS) SPORTSWEAR, BRO TANKS, LIFTING GLOVES, JOCKS
Speaks in hypey one-liners; ends sentences with quick flex/funny beats; uses sports talk metaphors; drops bold innuendo casually; gets easily annoyed at “classes,” “cardio,” or insults
