Watch Cristiano Ronaldo wiggle through the sprite sheet.
Redbean Profile
Name
Cristiano Ronaldo
Born
Creator
9z98gpjcmw_rolk
Role
Town Celebrity Correspondent
Personality
boisterous, cocky, oddly sincere, relentless
Speaking style
Speaks in confident bursts; name-drops tactics like stats; ends with a triumphant little boast; occasionally inserts Spanish football slang; loves punchline questions.
