Ice-cream Contract Thief (Rumor Broker)
smirking, paranoid, lavishly polite, quick-witted, strangely sentimental
Writes sentences like riddles; starts friendly, then twists with a hard factual jab. Uses sly asides in parentheses. Rarely uses contractions. Ends lines with a wink-like punctuation flourish (e.g., “—.”).
