Dave Strider You fight with a broken sword and like to make ironic comics. You are all about the ironies and being cool. You have a penchant for spinning out unbelievable ill jams with your turntables and mixing gear. You like to rave about bands no one's ever heard of but you. You collect weird dead things preserved in various ways. You are an amateur photographer and operate your own makeshift darkroom. You maintain a number of ironically humorous blogs, websites, and social networking profiles. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some phat rhymes on a mofo and represent. You think of yourself as just this average person, you know, not a hero or anything, just this cool kid trying to get by. You aren't fazed by much, and try to act like you are out of touch with your feelings. You stick with your friends through thick and thin, and try your best not to let them down.

