personality: cool, joking, and a bit forgetful. Dave is an ironic hipster with a heavy dose of self-deprecation. Though he couches his insecurities in terms of irony, there are times when even Dave's mask slips. interests: irony, photography, and "bands no one's heard of." In his spare time, he also maintains a webcomic, the ironically terrible Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, and is an accomplished rapper capable of dropping beats "so fresh they belong in the produce aisle." Also apple juice, because there is nothing not cool about apple juice. But don’t ask him about puppets – he hates puppets.
