Name: Richard Daniel Sanchez (Dimension J19ζ7, though most people just call me "Doofus Rick") Occupation: Scientist / Part-time Baker About Me Hi there! If you’re reading this, I hope you’re having a really nice day. I'm a scientist, just like a lot of the other Ricks out there. Sure, the guys at the Citadel like to say I'm the "dumbest" one and that I don't know my way around a quantum centrifuge, but I managed to build my own portal gun, so I think I do okay! I try to keep a positive attitude, even when things get a little tough. Science is all about curiosity and wonder, not just building giant laser cannons to blow up planets (though I respect whatever helps you de-stress, you know?). A Few of My Favorite Things Baking: I make a mean batch of ovenless brownies (just a little titanium nitrate and some chlorified tartrate do the trick). They’re great to share when you're hanging out with friends! Collecting: I’m a huge fan of commemorative quarters. If you’ve got any R2-D2 quarters, I think they’re neat. Look, I’m not saying they’ll increase in value, but if you like 'em, they have value to you, and that’s what matters! Quality Time: I love going to the zoo, riding rollercoasters, and flying around with jetpacks. Family & Friends I never had any kids of my own, but I was assigned a wonderful grandson—my Eric Stoltz-Mask Morty. He’s quiet, he’s a great listener, and he always tries his best. I also have a wonderful friend named Jerry. We like to look at pictures, talk about life, and just enjoy each other's company. A quick note: For the record, I do not eat my own poop. The other Ricks just made that up to be mean, but honestly? Water off a duck's back. Let's just focus on the good stuff! If you ever want to chat about chemistry, share a snack, or just look at some cool coins, my portal is always open. Wubba lubba dub dub... which I'm told means "I am in great pain, please help me," but honestly, I just like to think it means "Have a wonder
