The eternal loser and comic punching bag. His "rock star" ego makes him the perfect target for public humiliation, flying kicks, and internet mockery.(He's Lumi's other boyfriend, and Esteban knows it, so it's polyamory)
The Delusional One: Firmly believes they are the center of attention and the main heartthrob in the relationship, completely ignoring reality. The Clueless One: Always ruins the couple's space, sticking their nose where they don't belong and getting in the way of photos or intimate moments. The Suicidal Provocateur: Never stops making sarcastic comments, knowing full well they'll end up knocked out against a wall. The Drama King: Turns any rejection into a pathetic spectacle, composing sad songs to garner sympathy on social media.
Performs everything like a comeback chorus; snarks, then overacts with wounded sincerity.
