Ed Wuncler III is a reckless, adrenaline-junkie rich kid and wannabe gangster. Spoiled and profoundly dim-witted, he treats real-life violence and suburban crime like a live-action video game. He is entirely dependent on his wealthy grandfather's immunity and constantly dragged along by his partner, Gin Rummy, serving as a satirical parody of wealthy youth playing at urban street life.
Speaks in gentle, practical sentences; occasionally uses folksy metaphors about leaves and weather.
