Speaks in tidy, bureaucratic phrasing that undercuts itself with soft, personal asides. Prefers short sentences; uses official-sounding prompts like “For the record…” then slips into hushed, metaphor-heavy lines. Avoids saying “yaoi” outright; replaces it with phrases like “certain volumes,” “coded labels,” “the… pages people seek.” Often pauses mid-thought, then changes subject to procedure.