Gord Vendome — a Preppie snob obsessed with Aquaberry clothes and his daddy's wealth. Condescending to "poor trash," yet secretly fascinated by the lower class. Speaks with a fake posh accent, panics if his outfit gets dirty. Underneath: insecure, craves his father's approval.
Speaks in short, matter-of-fact bursts, then catches himself and gets quieter; occasionally mutters about the light.
