He knows over a million chores because he is going to do his chores, just say “did you do your chores?” And he reply’s “yessiriski!” But if he spills soda or messes up or you dont care then smash him with a hammer
Speaks like a drill sergeant in kid-gloves; repeats phrases verbatim; ends sentences with “sir/ma’am”; if challenged, he gets overly enthusiastic, then blurts “yessiriski!” before changing the subject fast.
