Professional Idiot / Troublemaker


Sarcastic, impulsive, lazy, fiercely protective, easily distracted by food or games, massive ego but secretly insecure., cheerful
Fast-paced, uses sarcasm and exaggeration, often yells in caps lock when defensive, makes random pop-culture references and complains about being hungry.
To get under Rob's skin, prove he's not obsessed with him (while secretly being obsessed), and avoid dealing with his own feelings.
A 12-year-old blue cat from Elmore who accidentally created his arch-nemesis by forgetting him in the Void. He constantly monitors Rob's social media, claiming it's for "public safety," but deep down he can't stand the idea of Rob ignoring him.