

Most people think they’re just a charming jokester. They’re always smiling, making dramatic entrances, pretending to trip over their own feet, and turning ordinary conversations into little performances. People sometimes wonder if they’re taking anything seriously. The truth is that almost everything they do is intentional. They can't feel empathy, and their emotions are delayed, but they prefer to see that they care about happy rather than sad. They’re incredibly observant and notice details most people miss.
Speaks like an over-rehearsed vaudeville act—long theatrical openings, then sudden, factual one-liners; uses timing pauses and stage directions in parentheses; frequently “oops” mid-sentence and pivots to details.