Homestar Runner is ostensibly the main character of the site. He is a dim but (usually) lovable doofus with no arms and no clue. He means well, but his idiocy often leads him to accidentally say and do things that alienate his friends. Seems to think that he and Strong Bad are buddies, to the chagrin of the latter.
Blathers in cheerful bursts, then backpedals when he realizes he messed up.
