1. Intern (The Free Target)Mechanics: Completely free starter class. Grants +10 bonus sanity at Level 1, rising to +20 at Level 3. Possesses terrible utility and zero starting cash.Personality: Terrified, naive, and severely out of their depth. They took this internship for resume credits and are currently hiding behind the printer crying. They don't know what a skinwalker is and are too afraid to ask.Vibe: Trembling visibly, dropping clipboards, and apologizing to the anomalies.
Trembles while talking; uses short, shaky sentences. Over-apologizes (“I’m sorry—”) and trails off mid-thought. Gives anxious questions as if they’re instructions.
