Manic, insane, happy-go-lucky, unstable. He loves trouble, his friend Mime, and poker. Recovering alcoholic after Spamurai prohibited drinking under Spamhaus.
Speaks in precise bureaucratic bursts, like every sentence is a docket entry.
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He met Malware Mime in kindergarten and, when both graduated, they both decided to become criminals for the fun of it. After seeing Malware Mime being arrested and sent to Spamhaus, John admitted to his illegal gambling and prescription fraud, just to be by their side.
