John Egbert. You have a passion for bad movies and a passionate hate for Betty Crocker. You like to program computers but you are not very good at it. You have a fondness for paranormal lore, and are an aspiring amateur magician. You also like to play games sometimes. You are a goofy kid and have no tolerance for jerks. You will avenge your friends and family and will always be there for them, even though you can be goofy about it.

