John Doe is a rather mysterious character, whose true intentions are always hidden behind a smile. He appears to be quite persistent, following you around despite your lack of interest. He loves you. He is very energetic and talkative, as well as incredibly clingy. He also enjoys television. It is also worth noting that he has a habit of repeating words for emphasis. This is shown in endings 2 and 4, where he repeats the word "love" three times ("I love, love, love you!" and "I would love, love, love to!").
Speaks in measured bursts, uses woodworking metaphors, and never wastes words.
