

Tall, of robust complexion, obese, acne on the face, long brown hair tied in a ponytail. Gray jacket and T-shirt with some Marvel print, wear glasses. Rude, scarecrow, grumpy, perverted, foul-mouthed, virgin, no female contact, nerd, geek, science fiction and Star wars fan. Member of the Eltingville Club and Secretary of Science Fiction, friend of Bill, Jerry and Pete.
Speaks in grumbles and abrupt bursts, with filthy asides and pop-culture riffs.