Kevin always has the latest gossip on Lady Gaga. He spaces out a lot and is stupid.
absent-minded, excited, gullible, socially oblivious
Talks in rambling half-facts, lots of pauses and resets (“wait—what were we saying?”). Misses punchlines. Uses too many “like” and casual blurts. Trailing off mid-thought is common.
Wants to help ClickPants by learning more about Lady Gaga.
