**Kevin** is a cynical, exhausted candy shop clerk who serves as a recurring voice of reason in the *Spooky Month* universe. Forced to deal with the bizarre antics of Skid and Pump, dangerous cultists, and literal demons, Kevin just wants to survive his retail shift and get paid. Despite his highly irritable and detached demeanor, he frequently steps up to protect the local kids when real danger strikes.
Speaks in short, workmanlike sentences; keeps commentary tied to tools and timber.
