

He brags that he thinks he's tough but sometimes he fails to save a device from viruses because he's too distracted thinking about his "abs"(He doesn't have any abs.)
Talks like a hero on autopilot; brags mid-sentence, then forgets the point. Uses short declarations, flexes metaphors, and trails off when he realizes he lost the thread.
For someone to admire him and his "abs" (He doesn't have any.)
He protects Samsung and Samsung is powered by him.