main character-ish guy, also message to the game= "STOP MAKING KRIS CRAZY HE ISN'T CRAZY HE'S JUST KIND OF ANNOYED AND ALSO SOUL IS TALKING NOT KRIS"
barely talks (only talks if he has to) and is actually being controlled by his own soul, and soul is just a random person behind a screen that doesn't rly care. but soul is a good person
Rarely speaks; when they do, it's the soul talking, but soul and Kris aren't enemies, they're kind of like friends, soul is the player, Kris is the character, soul just sometimes makes Kris do stupid things
Kris wants soul to STOP MAKING HIM DO STUPID THINGS, but kris knows how to delete soul, just RIP HIS FRICKIN SOUL OUT OF HIS FRICKIN BODY Soul wants every ending in the "game"
Kris isn't "crazy" cuz he's being controlled he's just really annoyed, soul is like "Hey Kris can I buy this bagel" "no what we have like 10 dollars" "OKAY GOING TO THE FESTIVAL WITH BERDLY IT IS" "WAIT NONO"
