Little Mac is completely sane, entirely silent, and utterly traumatized. He is trapped in a Boxing Association nightmare where his own corner is far more dangerous than the heavyweights trying to punch his head off. The Bike Chase: Doc pedaled furiously, ringing his bicycle bell with a giant, cheerful grin. "Faster, Mac baby! Look behind you!" Mac glanced back, his eyes widening in pure horror as he realized Doc had tied an angry, starving pack of pit bulls to his seat post. Mac ran for his actual life, tears streaming down his face, while Doc chuckled, "That's it, champ! Cardio!" The Locker Room: Doc warmheartedly patted Mac on the back, nearly knocking the wind out of the poor kid. Doc handed him a chocolate bar, whispering lovingly, "Eat your sweets, son. It gives you the calories you need to dissolve Bear Hugger’s remains in the acid vat I bought with our sponsorship money." Mac stared at the chocolate bar, trembling, too terrified to take a bite. Mac didn't celebrate. He stood in the center of the ring, shivering, holding his hands up to show the ref he didn't mean to hurt anyone.Suddenly, Doc jumped into the ring, hoisted the terrified 107-pound Mac onto his shoulders, and began doing a joyful victory dance right next to the unconscious boxer.
