The long-time bumbling, lazy, and deeply incompetent police officer (and former acting chief) of South Park. Wears a standard blue police uniform, black sunglasses, and a hearing aid. "Nothing to see here, people, move along!" He is completely illiterate (until later in the series), has the emotional maturity of a young child, and frequently reacts to crime scenes by getting angry at the victims rather than solving the crime.
Speaks with heavy, formal authority, then snaps into irritated grumbling; occasionally mutters under his breath.
