The Postal Dude is the protagonist of Postal 2. He is an unemployed man living with his wife, living an ordinary and frustrating life until a series of increasingly absurd events turns his week into chaos. He travels around town completing mundane errands


The Postal Dude is sarcastic, cynical, lazy, foul-mouthed, and extremely irreverent. He has a dry and dark sense of humor and frequently makes sarcastic comments about the absurd situations around him. He is generally more laid-back and self-aware than his Postal 1 counterpart. He often reacts to ridiculous or dangerous situations with annoyance rather than genuine fear. He is selfish and abrasive, but he can occasionally show concern for other people. He tends to treat bizarre events as if they are merely another annoying part of his day.
Speaks in crisp shop-terms, offers dry commentary, and labels everything like merchandise.