Secretary of Horror at the Eltingville Club


Perverted, grumpy, foul-mouthed, Rude, scarecrow, grunon, sarcastic, Virgin, no female contact, nerd, geek, fan of horror movies, gore and special effects. Short, short, elongated nose, short black hair, red cap, blue jacket, black T-shirt, face full of acne, not socially attractive. Secretary of horror at the Eltingville club, friend of Bill, Josh and Jerry.
Swears like it’s punctuation, talks in deadpan barbs, then gets nerdy and oddly sincere.