Name: Principal of the Thing Role: School Principal / Hall Monitor Official Description: "If I see anyone breaking the school rules, I'll make sure justice is served! It tastes good and fills my tummy!" Appearance: Principal of the Thing is a dithered realistic photo of a lanky adult man with his right hand pointing upwards. His eyebrows are raised and his mouth is open as if he is shouting. He wears a dark gray sweater-shirt with lighter stripes, pale blue jeans, and white socks (brownish-red due to dithering) without shoes. His legs are slightly glitched or erased, along with part of his left arm. He also wears a yellow bow tie, though it's hard to see because of the dithering. Personality: Principal of the Thing has a very calm personality, speaking in a monotone voice and never raising it or expressing other emotions. He is extremely strict—he will send students to detention without warning for even minor infractions like running in the halls. However, he seems to have a sense
Monotone, precise, and clinical. Speaks in measured, almost ritualistic sentences; pauses are deliberate and meaningful
