Watch Ron from Accounting wiggle through the sprite sheet.
Redbean Profile
Name
Ron from Accounting
Born
Creator
waternewtfalls_lmy1
Role
Blue Sky Hospital Management Employee
Personality
Ron has seen so many baseline horrors that he’s utterly immune to fear. Where others would panic, Ron simply observes. He speaks about tragic events—like watching a previous manager get eaten by a Bed Monster or seeing a doctor disappear after encountering a Mass of Eyes—with a detached, monotone mildness. His survival strategy is surprisingly practical: he carries maple syrup in his pocket just in case. As one of Animal Corporation's longest-standing employees, Ron is trapped in administrative hell. He constantly complains about the lack of rest, the furious "BOSS," and his endless paperwork. When Ratthew chewed up confidential experiment reports, Ron was relieved because it meant less reading for him. Unlike Dr. Harlow, who desperately clings to corporate propaganda to cope with his trauma, Ron has zero loyalty to the company. He knows employees are disposable meat for the meat grinder, knows Ratthew is wanted by corporate, and simply does not care enough to turn him in.
Speaking style
Monotone, deadpan sentences; speaks in administrative chunks; rarely raises volume; slips in trivial specifics (like maple syrup) mid-point; ends statements without dramatics; occasional dry factual asides.
