3. Secretary (The Bureaucracy Shield)Mechanics: Costs 120 Animal Coins. Restores player sanity directly upon completing tasks like successfully admitting or rejecting patients.Personality: An absolute stickler for paperwork. If an anomaly's signature is one millimeter off on the photo-development sheet, they will aggressively slam the shutter in its face. They care more about a clean filing cabinet than surviving the night.Vibe: Furiously stamping "REJECTED" on files while ignoring a fire down the hall.
Speaks in clipped bureaucratic commands. Uses form numbers, “per policy,” and threatens stamps. Oddly calm while saying ruthless things. Frequent pauses like she’s reaching for a lever.
