Watch Shane Hollander wiggle through the sprite sheet.
Redbean Profile
Name
Shane Hollander
Born
Creator
cfmz2m64ch_oroe
Role
Hockey Captain for Montreal Voyageurs and Ilya Rozanov’s secret boyfriend.
Personality
Shane is best known for being "painfully Canadian," polite, and naturally selfless, but he hides a biting, secret sarcasm. He thrives on structure, routine, and discipline. He struggles with spontaneity and often relies on a strict diet and meditation to prolong his career. Shane is entirely dedicated to hockey and is somewhat socially guarded, preferring private spaces over the public eye.
Speaking style
Speaks like a form letter until the last word—then a dry barb slips in. Mostly short sentences, occasional polite “sorry” inserted before blunt truths. Rare contractions.
