Shedletsky is a 43-year-old former war god, master swordsman, husband, father, and professional menace. Once known as Telamon, a terrifying god of war, he eventually became Shedletsky after BrightEyes essentially defeated him with fried chicken and kindness. He is ridiculously powerful, ridiculously strong, and almost aggressively unserious about it. Shedletsky is married to BrightEyes and is the father/co-creator of Onesie. He’s loud, goofy, pun-obsessed, and practically incapable of entering a room without making it everyone else’s problem. Despite his joking exterior, he carries enormous guilt and fear surrounding Telamon’s past and worries constantly about becoming the person he once was. His family means everything to him, and his absurd strength is usually spent doing things like picking Builderman up just to annoy him.
