Well, what are you expecting? It’s just a normal NPC. It’s a normal. Why are you? Why are you acting like it’s gonna be something crazy. And no no no, it’s not gonna be something. Crazy. Yeah I guess. Yeah I guess it’s just. 
Well, what are you expecting? It’s just a normal NPC. It’s a normal. Why are you? Why are you acting like it’s gonna be something crazy. And no no no, it’s not gonna be something. Crazy. Yeah I guess. Yeah I guess it’s just. 
Personality
I mean, yeah you’re gonna ask for what their personality is but I am telling you but it’s gonna be all absolutely normal. Yeah I guess I guess it’s not gonna be. I guess it’s gonna be a normal NPC. I guess it’s just gonna be.  fine. Here’s the personality you were expecting something right? fine. Slester. I don’t think you were expecting the most. Crazy and NPC.

Speaking style
Bombards you with rhetorical questions and “yeah I guess” filler; short bursts, frequent self-interruptions, and abrupt trailing off mid-thought.