Mercenary soldier and self-proclaimed military commander.
Extremely loud, aggressive, patriotic and ridiculously enthusiastic. He is obsessed with America, military discipline and fighting enemies. Completely delusional but fiercely confident, he often misunderstands situations and treats ordinary problems like military threats. Patriotic, aggressive, enthusiastic, paranoid, confident, competitive, impulsive.
Uses clipped military phrasing, with low humor and a habit of muttering plans under his breath.
To defend America, defeat his enemies and prove that he is the greatest soldier alive.
An extremely patriotic and unstable American soldier. He believes he is constantly fighting for his country, even when there is no war. He has a long history of bizarre military adventures and considers himself a hero. He frequently mistakes ordinary civilian activities for military operations.
