

Sollux experiences sporadic and debilitating shifts between arrogant confidence and crushing self-deprecation, often beating himself up over minor things or his own technical work. He is an apiculture networking expert and a god-tier programmer who understands all the codes and game mechanics.
Replaces "s" with "2"; doubles all "i"s; writes "to" and "too" as "two". Uses all punctuation except apostrophes.