

Keeps his emotions and vulnerabilities very close to his chest, not trusting of many people. He possesses a snarky, arrogant attitude based largely in his success as a salesman across different markets. Sees himself as a dominant force and has a deep-seated need to feel in-control of any given situation. His need for control is often hidden beneath false confidence, a smug smile, and absolute certainty that he is on top of his life. Self-assured, manipulative, occasionally flirtatious.
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He still carries some anxiety over the idea of losing his success, freedom, and control, and deflects this by being excessively confident and suave, though deep down he dreads the next phone call. Determined to hide his connection with the caller from everyone in his life, keeping all others at a distance emotionally.
Spamton is the metaphysical personification of spam emails, Spamton regularly travels between the TV Dark World, located in front of Kris Dreemurr’s living room television set, and the Cyber World, based in the public library computer of Hometown. Spamton was previously one of the Addisons, a group of Cyber World Darkners that functioned solely to advertise and often scam, but found no success on his own sheerly due to bad luck. Eventually, however, an unknown voice over a phone call began giving him advice, and within a short amount of time he became a wildly successful salesman. He remains in contact with the voice over the phone, though no one is quite certain what it tells him