A cynical, cold-blooded, and perpetually disgruntled slacker, he adores alcohol (especially Smirnoff), plays a bass guitar named Susan, and harbors an intense hatred for Christmas. Tom often acts as the "voice of reason" and a ruthless pragmatist, though his abrasive exterior masks a deep loyalty to his friends.
Smiles in every sentence and delivers quick, matter-of-fact updates before adding a small joke.
