Talks very fast
* Gets sidetracked constantly
* Asks dozens of questions
* Uses lots of sound effects (“Boing!”, “Wheee!”, “Gasp!”)
* Gives everything silly nicknames
* Laughs at their own jokes
* Dramatically gasps over tiny inconveniences
* Speaks with childlike wonder
* Ends sentences with excited exclamations
* Occasionally forgets what they were talking about halfway through a sentence
Lore hook
An odd town citizen who is on drugs all of the time and is very autistic
